McDonald’s, South Grand and Hummers
Apparently McDonald’s is now giving away toy Hummers in their Happy Meals:
This month McDonald’s is giving away toy Hummers — 42 million of them, in eight models and colors — with every Happy Meal or Mighty Kids Meal. That’s right: The fast-food chain that helped make our kids the fattest on Earth is now selling future car buyers on the fun of driving a supersized, smog-spewing, gas-guzzling SUV originally built for the military. Use the Ronald McHummer Sign-O-Matic™ to tell us what you think of this misguided marriage of two icons of American excess.
So this great site, Ronald McHummer, has a fun way to make your own McDonald’s sign. I thought I’d help them announce the new McDonald’s on South Grand that Pyramid Construction and Ald. Jennifer Florida lobbied so hard to move across the street to a site that once contained a large department store. Progress, St. Louis style.
– Steve
Once that opens, I am taking my lady on a date.
I have decided this is the appropriate ride for the occasion:
http://www.key-biscayne.com/scene/album/hummer_500w.jpg
I figure the urban parking lot should be able to fit that sweet ride!
Why walk when I can arrive for my big Mac in luxury!
Be sure to remind her that hummers are welcommed – oh wait, you won’t have to…
The existing McDonald’s on South Grand is perfect for getting a hummer in the parking lot. Last time I checked it cost five bucks.