EAST ST. LOUIS, IL—The December issue of Poverty magazine, featuring its annual “Top American Cities” poll, hit newsstands Monday, and for the second year in a row, East St. Louis topped the list. “East St. Louis dominated our poll yet again in 2004, topping such categories as unemployment, hubcap availability, and liquor-stores-per-capita,” Poverty editor Felicia Banks said. “The city’s educational system also rated high, boasting a student-gun ratio of 1:1.” Rounding out the top five, in descending order, were Flint, MI; Newark, NJ; Compton, CA; and Gary, IN.
The above ‘humor’ is courtesy of the twisted writers at The Onion. I must admit, I got a good laugh at their jab at East St. Louis.
The only time I go to East St. Louis is for late night (well, technically early morning) visits the infamous bar Faces. Otherwise, why would I go there? What I’ve seen of East St. Louis during the daylight hours certainly tells me it was a great city at one time – good scale and great buildings.
An aunt of time, now in her early 80s, lived there just after WWII – certainly a big and exciting place for a young woman from rural western Oklahoma and raised during the depression. In the last 60 years or so since then East St. Louis has certainly hit rock bottom.
Built St. Louis has a great look at East St. Louis as well as other hard hit areas of the east site – click here to view.
What to do to reverse for fortunes of East St. Louis and surrounding areas is a major challenge. So far the best hope is the Casino Queen. But, the casino can only offer cash to keep city hall in the black (so to speak). Like North St. Louis, the best bet is MetroLink.
Some other urban humor from The Onion includes: “HUD Allocates $260 Million For Low-Outcome Housing” (Issue 3302, 21 January 1998) and “Urban Planner Stuck In Traffic Of Own Design” (Issue 4010, 10 March 2004).
– Steve