Planning St. Louis Style: Mrs. Heitert Likes KFC
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Yes folks, it seems Alderman Fred Heitert (R-12th Ward) has a vision for the not-so-old 7-11 put out of business by the new mega QuikTrip: a Kentucky Fried Chicken. At a recent neighborhood meeting Ald. Heitert told the residents, many of whom opposed the QT on the basis it would leave a vacant 7-11, that his wife enjoys KFC and it takes him 20 minutes to drive to the nearest KFC and bring her back some extra crispy.
The picture here is the tanks being removed from the now shuttered 7-11 store with the sprawling QT in the background. The 7-11 was hardly urban but it was relatively small. The QT, however, overwhelms the area. And despite more than ample room, not a single street tree was planted between the sidewalk and curb. Yes, at last night’s Preservation Board some of the discussion over an 8-car parking lot for a condo project centered around the importance of… you guessed it… street trees! So, the tiny 4-condo developer is required to have street trees at the appropriate intervals but QT is not.
Welcome to St. Louis Planning 101: First, welcome any new development because that will help disguise the fact you actually have no clue about creating a vision for the area. Second, ignore valid concerns about market saturation especially when it involves an auto-centric project. Third, have a backup plan if people were right about killing off an existing building — fast food is a good substitute for a failed gas station and a gas station is a good substitute for a failed fast food chain. No matter what you do, don’t place any demands on the developer or they may leave. Street trees? Who needs those….
I was so thrilled to learn yesterday that Heitert is being challenged for the aldermanic seat he has held for nearly 28 years. I’m not endorsing Matt Browning just yet, I need to see if anyone else files for the position before making a decision. But I’ve already concluded that Mr. Heitert has had plenty of time at City Hall. Someone get this man a gold watch and a bucket of KFC, then show him to the door.